As a mother of three, I have learned that there are some things that I just have to say- "Be nice to your sister" or "Don't forget to say thank you." However, there have been some things that I never thought I would have to say. There are usually in situations surrounded in mischievousness. These are some of my favorites.
"Don't wipe boogers on my neck, please." Thought my then three-year old daughter was giving me a neck rub.
"Don't lick your brother's feet." Older brother was trying to make younger brother laugh in car.
"Sweetie, ham does not belong in your belly-button." Youngest just discovered his navel. He checks to see if belly-button is there every day.
"Don"t color on the dog." Middle child was using a green marker to color the dog. Poor Max was terrified
"My shirt is not a napkin" This goes for all three. They don't wipe on their own shirts, just mine. I haven't made it through the day with a clean shirt in seven years. However, I say this so much, it has almost become a joke.
Feel free to add your own.
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OMG This was so funny!!! I was laughing so hard I was crying!!
ReplyDeleteThanks. I think my kids are funny, too.
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